Risk

I remember a long while back about a game of Risk that I played. For those who don't know what it is, basically you start out with units and attempt to dominate the world through territorial acquisition by dice roll. In particular, a few certain dice rolls stuck out to me the most.
It was my history teacher's turn. Being relatively close to my age, my teacher joined in on the fun but soon I found that he was attacking me for my Australian territories. What happened during the dice rolls however was the best part.
I had merely 2 pieces on one territory,  meaning I could roll two dice to defend, while on the other hand my teacher had around 6 pieces on another territory, attempting to take my territory with 3 attack dice rolls per turn.
Every turn I won. Every single turn. Even when I had one piece due to a tie.

He attacked me four times. Once. Twice. Three times. Four times. He never won a single one.
At one point it was like 4-1 but he still couldn't take my territory.
It was hilarious. In between the dice roll was the obviously apparent trash talk too. I was taunting him to keep on attacking and he was completely baffled by the fact that he couldn't take the territory.
In the end I took Australia, hahah.

Classic.